BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA,
WAY BEFORE NIRVANA,
THERE WAS U2 AND BLONDIE,
AND MUSIC STILL ON MTV,
HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL TELL HER THAT SHE’S UNCOOL
BUT SHE’S STILL PRETTY PREOCCUPIED
You were waiting for this weren’t you
I waited my entire Tumblr career for this.
Monday: Blast from the past
I just found a pinstripe suit in my loft. 1920’s gangster it is.
Tuesday: Famous Faces
“I got no idea, but what I do have is a GED and a give ‘em hell attitude, and I’ll figure it out.”
Right now it’s a tie between Consuela the cleaner and Bob the builder. Vote if you like.
Insert ideas here Friday: Animal Kingdom
I’m planning on dressing as a giant penguin and scaring Molly shitless.
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle
did you mean eurovision