Lying diagonally in a parallel universe.

True, I talk of dreams; which are the children of an idle brain, begot of nothing but vain fantasy.

(Source: hannibooty, via peoplebecrazy)

rdjismydrug:

survivingrealitywithoutnormality:

Marvel we need to talk about your obsessions with blue glowing objects

Marvel you have a kink

(via theironangel)

potatoandotherwise:

prettylittledwighthoustonlover:

potatoandotherwise:

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA,

WAY BEFORE NIRVANA,

THERE WAS U2 AND BLONDIE,

AND MUSIC STILL ON MTV,

HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL TELL HER THAT SHE’S UNCOOL

BUT SHE’S STILL PRETTY PREOCCUPIED

WITH

image

You were waiting for this weren’t you

I waited my entire Tumblr career for this.

(via riseoftheassbutts)

their expressions

i’m dying

(Source: jennycockles, via destielshallruletheworld)

aobakuronuma:

 

Rag Week

Monday: Blast from the past

I just found a pinstripe suit in my loft. 1920’s gangster it is.

Tuesday: Famous Faces

“I got no idea, but what I do have is a GED and a give ‘em hell attitude, and I’ll figure it out.”

Wednesday: Uniform

Right now it’s a tie between Consuela the cleaner and Bob the builder. Vote if you like.

Thursday: Nationality

Insert ideas here

 


Friday: Animal Kingdom

I’m planning on dressing as a giant penguin and scaring Molly shitless.

urksies:

cosmopanther:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

PREACH

(via the-rise-of-misha)

the Ackles at UCLA Spring Sing

(Source: danneel-ackles, via graceless-and-broken)

I was thinking about something else.

(Source: grahham, via fangirlinasnogbox)

obliviousruska:

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

did you mean eurovision

(via wetmeinthetoilets)

meladoodle:

blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood? mozzarella cheese. really makes you think.

(via pizza)