survivingrealitywithoutnormality:
Marvel we need to talk about your obsessions with blue glowing objects
Marvel you have a kink
(via theironangel)
prettylittledwighthoustonlover:
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA,
WAY BEFORE NIRVANA,
THERE WAS U2 AND BLONDIE,
AND MUSIC STILL ON MTV,
HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL TELL HER THAT SHE’S UNCOOL
BUT SHE’S STILL PRETTY PREOCCUPIED
WITH
You were waiting for this weren’t you
I waited my entire Tumblr career for this.
(via riseoftheassbutts)
Rag Week
Monday: Blast from the past
I just found a pinstripe suit in my loft. 1920’s gangster it is.
Tuesday: Famous Faces
“I got no idea, but what I do have is a GED and a give ‘em hell attitude, and I’ll figure it out.”
Wednesday: Uniform
Right now it’s a tie between Consuela the cleaner and Bob the builder. Vote if you like.
Thursday: Nationality
Insert ideas here
Friday: Animal Kingdom
I’m planning on dressing as a giant penguin and scaring Molly shitless.
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
PREACH
(via the-rise-of-misha)
what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle
did you mean eurovision
(via wetmeinthetoilets)
blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood? mozzarella cheese. really makes you think.
(via pizza)




