Lying diagonally in a parallel universe.

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.

❒Single ❒Taken ✔Burdened with glorious purpose

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threepac:

you say “excuse me please”, I say “out of my way peasant”

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thelostie:

Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it.

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un

deux

trois

cinq

safarizone:

This is one of my favorite pictures on the internet.

safarizone:

This is one of my favorite pictures on the internet.

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why can’t I be one of those naturally skinny girls that has the metabolism of a 5 year old and gets to eat everything in sight who also wakes up with glowing skin and has singing birds do her hair

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murrehtrishoos:

genuinelycornflakes:

genuinelycornflakes:

genuinelycornflakes:

philsoncoulip:

what was up with Andrew’s bowtie tonight.

it looks sad

is that a regular tie

that is a regular tie 

tied up

as a bow tie

oh my god andrew

did you fucking wear a regular tie

and then get embarrassed when everyone else was wearing a bowtie

and try to fix it

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How could I admit that I had fallen?
You weren’t there to catch me, you left me alone
And now that I am sick and I am broken I need you get me out of this hole
— Perish In The Flames, Exit Ten (via aristotletragedy)

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I don’t believe in fate or destiny. I believe in various degrees of hatred, paranoia, and abandonment. However much of that gets heaped upon you doesn’t matter - it’s only a matter of how much you can take and what it does to you.
— Henry Rollins

Somewhere in New Zealand…

liztrade:

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